That can be the bills, colleagues, your job, friends, family, neighbours, any freewheeling shitmonkey who wants to piss on your personal part of the earth, or the fact that you are not what you fondly thought you'd always be.
All that can be hard. But take some solace here.
1. You don't look like this.
2. You don't do things like this.
3. You don't get a gifts like this.
Images shamelessly trousered from Knuckledraggin' My Life Away.4. You and I aren't at war. A friend of mine, Simon, wrote a post about Remembrance Day recently. His father grew up fatherless due to WWII, and it's thought provoking. It's moving. It's also the type of reflection on such things that put them in perspective for people like me, that war hasn't touched personally and who have only the dimmest idea of such things.
I urge you to go and read it.


14 comments:
FIRST!
I personally feel very fortunate.
SECOND! Damn you, Brian. I don't even know you, and yet, you are my nemisis. Actually, you seem very nice. You always leave witty comments over here and you are friends with Chris and my not-so-secret girl crush BEE. Did you hear that Bee? I'm coming for you, honey!
But I'll take Brian's sloppy seconds (that's what she said) and just say that this post made me laugh and pee a little. Although, to be fair, I still am under the weather a little, so the peeing may be due to illness. I'm giving you most of the credit though.
I feel fortunate to have a steenky bee gush all over me! Ha ha!
Take that Brian! (:op
I'm thankful that being a girl I shall never receive a cake that says my penis is too small... not that size matters.
Those pictures are funny! There's always folks that are worse off than you and folks that are better off than you. Life is what you make it. Accept it and enjoy it as it's very short!
So I got up this morning about 7am, rubbed the sleep from my eyes, and set about getting ready for the day knowing it would be about 9pm before I got to my computer and you're already up and writing about optimism. Maybe I should wear underwear like in the first picture to cheer me up. I'd be too shy to by it though, maybe I should just borrow from my wife.
SEVENTH!
Despite all the math, I love this blog.
(Oh and ps #8 smells funny.)
That cake looks like it has a lot of frosting on it. I am a huge fan of frosting. In fact, I would marry frosting if I could, but I can't because, for starts, that's kind of lame and I can't bear the thought of people looking at us weird when frosting and I go out to eat. Of course, you're probably asking yourself now "Why would you go out to eat when you have frosting at home?" and I'd have to tell you that, as fun as it sounds, you can't live on desserts alone. So anyway...
I like frosting. A lot. And since it's my birthday Saturday, I'd be willing to get that cake.
- and scene -
What's wrong with the ladies in picture #1? They're hot!
My dad likes to remind me too that things could always be worse. I could in fact be overseas fighting terrorists. And it could be worse for them too cuz I'm a pretty good shot. :)
I always thought I would be first in the comments. But, alas, Brian grew up to be that person.
I guess I will just have to settle for
ELEVENTH!!!
You're right though, I am glad that I don't look like those guys or bake cookies (or look like for that matter) like that old lady.
While my family hasn't been touched personally by this war, my husband works for the Veterans Affairs Hospital here and I often go in and visit with all of the soldiers that are coming back from this war. That's something that you don't forget.
I once ordered a birthday cake for the hubs and told the lady that there couldn't be any nuts in it because he is allergic. I was in a rush, grabbed the cake, got home, people started getting here and when it was time for cake, I opened the box to see that the lady wrote on it:
Happy Birthday Chris Who Has No Nuts Anywhere!
I've never been able to top that cake!
Brian - I'm glad mate.
Steenky - you & Bee? Coool!
Glad you're feeling a bit better.
Not sure how you'll be feeling after sloppy seconds - but never mind about that ;-)
Bee - what can I say? You go girl!
Anndi - true, but you may get a cake criticising all manner of other things. A friend of mine got a cake saying his ears were too big.
Life can be very sad.
Reforminggeek - damn right!
Crazy Fitter - I'm sure your wife won't mind that. Also, I would never write about optimism in the morning. That would be wrong.
LOBO - glad you like the blog & yes, about no. 8, ewww!
FADKOG - LOBO just said you smell. Of course I said that was rubbish (ahem).
Couldn't you ask Tool Man to wear frosting? Or pretend to be frosting?
Iboo - eeerrrmmm - true, but far too many split ends. I think.
Chat Blanc - a good point. If any terrorists are reading this, things could be worse for you as well.
Tracy - I can imagine the visits to veterans aren't lightly forgotten.
As to the cake, what a fantastic idea! Quite ballsy of the baker to put that. As it were.
I demand my cake!
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